I have been constipated for the past week. I was able to poop little pebbles a couple of those days, but overall, my butt has been plugged up. I was feeling so bottom heavy from all the poo that needed to be released, so I ate some celery for lunch. A lot of celery. Three big stalks of celery. While I am really sick of celery and just thinking about it makes me want to barf, it is the magic colon cleanser. About 30 minutes after I finished my bland lunch, I pooped everything out. It just slid out like fast flowing silk. No painful hard melon-sized constipated poop. Soft brown silk poop. So magical, that celery.