S’all Good

Sweet relief, I’m going to live! I pooped, and it was good. I had a bowel movement as I was out walking my dog and he popped a squat. I then proceeded to pop my own squat (on my toilet, not on the lawn). It looked like a torpedo in the toilet, except it came out nice ‘n slow, and it was topped off with a couple of nugget bombs. Life is good again.

My dog and I share ice cream and poop. Ok not really.

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