You should never drink Coke right before bed time because 1) the caffeine will obviously make it hard for you to fall asleep, and 2) if you’re like me, the gassy bubbles will make loud gurgly noises while traveling all through your intestines, causing mild discomfort, but more discomforting is the volume of gurgles that will wake you up after you’ve finally fallen asleep with the caffeine in your system. The gurgles are embarrassingly loud. At one point I think my intestines sounded like Gizmo having a conversation with himself. However, the one good thing that came out of this was the squishy poo I made the next morning. I pooped Gizmo out.