I have been major stressed at work, trying to finish everything and make my deadlines before I go on my holiday break. When I’m stressed out, I make squishy poo. No, none of it was leftover residue from my caffeinated Gizmo. It was definitely stress-related poo. I can tell because stress (from work, and especially from flying/pre-flight jitters) releases horrendous amounts of squishy poo from my butt, and the smell is horrendous as well. Before I release, I ask the toilet for forgiveness before I prosecute it. Poor toilet, always putting up with my violent butt.
!["Please, I can't take it any more!" said the toilet](http://www.pootsandtoots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/0114A745-B8EA-4BBE-BA42-F79488DF420DsadToilet-778x1024.jpg)