Stinky Butt

I’ve had some poo stewing in me for a couple of days. I was finally able to release it yesterday. There was so much poo that half of it rested above the waterline in the bowl, and that’s when I realized that my insides are rotten. My poop smelled like sewage. Like rotting, molding, festering sewage. It didn’t smell like normal poopy poop. It smelled like I walked by a steaming pile of wet garbage stinking up for days in the sewer. I haven’t pooped since then, and I do not look forward to my next dump.

I need to light 235 candles to mask my sewage poo

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