I love the toilet at work. I can always count on it to gulp up my monster dumps in their entirety, unlike my shallow home toilet where the tip of the dookie would peek out the top of the water surface. No sewage smells at work! Well, at least not for longer than it takes for my log to travel from butt to bowl. I am going to hold all my morning dumps (if possible) until I get to the office from now on. That’s a good new year’s resolution.