Another case of mistaken identity. I went into the office bathroom to go #1, and as soon as I stepped in, the smell hit me. Someone diarrhea’d, and she diarrhea’d hard. The smell was almost unbearable, but I really had to pee. So I tinkled as fast as I could, but not fast enough. My coworker came in and immediately left the bathroom because of the funk. I retreated shortly after she did, and as she watched me leave from across the hall, I could feel her judging me and blaming the stink on me. I tried not to make eye contact as I lowered my head and went back to my desk.
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