Bye, Kids

I am finally home from traveling and the first thing that happens after I unlock my door… mega colon bowel movement. It had been several days since I last pooped. I weighed myself before and after.. a five pounder. I love that my intestines know when I’m home and lets me poo peacefully and stress-free. Unfortunately, I am traveling again tomorrow, so I guess this stop home was just to drop off the kids, and by kids I mean poop. One more week of travel constipation.

One kid for each pound of poop

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