Poop Boost

I’ve been home a couple days since my vacation, and my colon has been working non-stop. I only pooped 2 or 3 times while I was away for a week, so there has been a mass exodus out my ass since I’ve been home. I weighed myself this morning and I lost all the weight I had gained while traveling. Pooping is a great self esteem booster.

It's as if I wiped my weight off with poop.

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  1. Jane | | Reply

    So each time you went to drop the kids to the pool it was on a boat? And twice out of those three times on a clogged manual pump toilet? I wish even half my holiday poops were that noteworthy

  2. pooter | | Reply

    Aye. I was amazed I even pooped more than once during my holiday!

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