I still haven’t pooped, but I did flush something big, brown and nasty down the toilet.. COCKROACH!!! There it was, lounging on its back with its legs all up in the air in the middle of my room. I nearly barfed when I saw it. So I killed a tree (translate: used an entire roll of toilet paper), picked up La Cucaracha with that roll, and flushed it. I would have much rather picked up my own poop than this roach. Still shivering from the heebie jeebies.

It takes one roll to pick up a cockroach

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