I was at my friend’s place today and we were talking about poop sizes and shapes. One of the girls was saying she had to pinch her turds as they came out because if they were too long, they’d clog the toilet. I prefer when my poops come out in one long girthy piece because it’s more satisfying to see it as a massive solid log. But the best was when another one of the girls was saying how she liked to lightly pinch hers as it came out so it looked like edamame in the toilet. I will never think of edamame the same again.

Turd or tasty treat?

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