I was chatting with my friend online when he suddenly messaged: “OMG I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!” Then right at that moment I smelled something that smelled like shit. I was thinking, “OMG I can SMELL your shit!!” until I realized it was my cubemate that just farted. Damn you, cubemate! It was silent but very violent.
![My cubemate's farts come out so quietly and deadly!](http://www.pootsandtoots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tba_farting_ninja_warrior_silent_but_deadly_bumper_sticker-p128856857544814330z74sk_400.jpg)