TP for my Bunghole

I went to the office bathroom to tinkle, and someone was pooping in my usual stall. Instead of using the stall next to her, I used the stall two down from her so our bare butts wouldn’t be only two feet apart. Also, nobody wants to sit next to an adjacent stall of an active pooper. She had really bad constipation, and she wasn’t afraid to let me know. I heard some very loud EHHHHNNNs and UHHHHHNs as I was peeing. I tried to finish as quickly as possible, but then I looked down at my underwear and saw that I just got my period. Blerg! I wiped as much as I could off my undies, and then I mummified it with toilet paper and walked out the bathroom with a wad of TP between my legs. 5 o’clock please come soon.

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