I went to the butt doctor this morning. I wasn’t looking forward to getting an anal probing. While I was waiting in the exam room before the doc showed up, I was contemplating whether or not to wipe my fart box with a scented towelette to make the experience less disgusting for her. Then I figured she probably sees some pretty disgusting buttholes on a daily basis, so I sat there on my stinky bunghole. She came in and asked me some medical questions. The whole time I was waiting for her to ask me to change into a gown and bend over, but that never happened. Phew! Instead, she scheduled me for a colonoscopy so I could get a really deep and thorough anal probing. My butt balloon knot just retracted.