I went on vacation last week to the happiest place on earth: Walt Disney World. It was indeed a happy and magical time. However, my travel constipation kicked in. I didn’t poop the entire week I was there. That made my time on the rides a little uncomfortable. Every bump made my butt feel like it wanted to explode, but the plug at my fart box wouldn’t let anything out. Finally at the end of the week, I felt a bowel movement after I ate a hot dog and some chicken nuggets. I squatted over the toilet that was housed inside a little castle and dropped the biggest nugget out my butt. It was an extremely satisfying dump. I felt like a princess on my throne. What a magical place.