I’m a very light sleeper. When I wake up in the middle of the night, sometimes it takes me an hour or two to fall back asleep. It’s worse when I have to pee. Getting out of bed to use the toilet causes sensory overload, so it’s impossible to go back to sleep afterwards. If I have to pee, I try to hold it as long as I can. Sometimes I’m fortunate and fall back asleep. This is when I dream about urinating. In my dream, I’m always away from home and in search of a clean public restroom. My dreams never formulate a clean public restroom ever. They are all filthy, and I have to squat in order to relieve myself. And every time I squat, I somehow fall and land on the dirty toilet with my bare ass while I’m emptying my bladder, yet in my dream I never feel the satisfaction of an empty bladder. As I’m still dreaming about urinating, the stream never stops and it feels like my bladder is about it explode. That’s when I wake up and realize my bladder really is about to explode over my bed sheets, and I make a bee line to the toilet. And then I’m totally awake, cursing my bladder and the glass of water I had before I went to bed. Haven’t wet the bed yet. Thank you, kegels.