I finally pooped a couple days ago. Phew- I guess I don’t have worms, but my bunghole does kind of itch. That’s because I tore it, or rather the massive brick that was stored in my anus for three days tore me a new one as I was pushing it
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Uh Oh.
I haven’t pooped in three days, but I have had a lot of gas. I’ve been farting more than usual (probably constipated and gassy from all the meat I’ve been eating), but my farts have had no odor. This is very strange to me. I have three days worth of
Butt Scream
Ice cream does a funny thing to my digestive system. I am mildly lactose intolerant, as in I can eat cheese and drink milk and just be slightly gassy, but if I eat ice cream my stomach expands and bloats and it’s very uncomfortable to almost painful. Last night I