Ice cream does a funny thing to my digestive system. I am mildly lactose intolerant, as in I can eat cheese and drink milk and just be slightly gassy, but if I eat ice cream my stomach expands and bloats and it’s very uncomfortable to almost painful. Last night I ate a large scoop of ice cream on a sugar cone. It was delicious. After five minutes, I started to get some gas pains in my abdominal area. Then my belly started to expand and hang over my pants. And then I started farting and it smelled like rotten eggs. It was horrible. I kept dutch-ovening myself in bed. This morning I farted a big crazy sputtering fart. No smell. Nothing at all. I have no idea where all that stink went, but it wasn’t coming out of my ass. So if you see me eating ice cream, stay away for a couple of hours. Also, don’t get under the covers with me.
Dang girl I’d love staying under the covers with you after huge serving of ice cream and enjoy the arousing aroma ^^
Hahahahahahahaha xDD I know how that feels to Dutch-oven yourself in bed! I do that all the time to myself and my poor dog! Hahahahahaha
LOL.. love it!