Fecal Floaties

As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m

Little Red Bag

I hope I don’t lose any readers after I share some TMI, but here goes. My toilet is clogged and I cannot get it unclogged. I’m not sure why it’s backed up so much because it was working fine yesterday after I pooped ‘n flushed. It wasn’t until late last