I have been slightly constipated for a while now. Last Sunday I ate corn on the cob. My bunghole had been clogged and backed up a couple days, so when I pooped on Monday there was no corn in my turds. Tuesday I didn’t poop. Wednesday I pushed out a
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Overheard Today
Eavesdropping on a neighboring conversion is often fun and amusing. Today’s convo: I just went into the bathroom to shit. All of a sudden someone stormed in, went to the last stall, and slammed the door. That person put down a bunch of bags, and I couldn’t help but notice
Winning
My fiance likes to sleep on top of the covers. I often get cold at night, so I like to sleep under the covers. He couldn’t fall asleep last night so he started bothering me by kicking off the sheets and annoying me. I kept pulling the sheets back over
