I went home over the weekend to see my parents. Saturday night we had dinner with the family at my uncle’s. I don’t know what it is with these family dinners, but I always end up with indigestion and diarrhea. Sometimes the dinners are potluck, other times it’s just one
farts
V is for Vengeance
I don’t like taking pills. If I have a headache, I will endure the pain. If I have cramps, I’d rather hurt all day than pop a Midol. If I’m constipated, I’ll wait it out even if it takes a few days to pass a rock. I know the benefits
Christmas Cheer
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even my bowels. The TP was hung by the toilet with care, in hopes that a dookie soon would be there. My intestines were twisted, turds heavy as lead, while extraneous amounts of pushing
