Online chatting while at the office is not a good idea. I learned that this morning. I had to take a monster dump, so I was LOLing with my friend about how my bowels were all twisty and about how badly I wanted to fart and take a big badass
farts
“You smell like a turd”
I had some bad gas as I was walking to the office this morning. I made sure no one was behind me when I let a few rip. My boss was walking about 20 feet in front of me, so I was in the clear. But as he reached the
I Disgust Me
I was showering and felt some diarrhea gurgles in my intestine. I finished my shower, farted a few times and dried myself off. Then I sat on the toilet to make #3. The next day, I took my routine shower and dried off with the same towel. As I was
