Online chatting while at the office is not a good idea. I learned that this morning. I had to take a monster dump, so I was LOLing with my friend about how my bowels were all twisty and about how badly I wanted to fart and take a big badass nasty crap. I was ready to minimize my window when my co-worker distracted me and asked for help on a project. I left my computer and walked across the office, and when I came back another co-worker had “casually glanced” at (how do you call it casually glance when what you’re really doing is intently reading) my monitor. He then asked in a very audible voice “did you take your big badass nasty crap yet?” Sigh. It’s only Wednesday. Kill me now.