My friend was telling me a story about how he was at a dinner party. He felt a little discomfort in his stomach, let out a little fart, and excused himself to the bathroom. After he dropped his trousers to sit on the toilet, he found out that he didn’t
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Overheard Today
Eavesdropping on a neighboring conversion is often fun and amusing. Today’s convo: I just went into the bathroom to shit. All of a sudden someone stormed in, went to the last stall, and slammed the door. That person put down a bunch of bags, and I couldn’t help but notice
Sharts
My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What