I’m at the office and I gotta poop real badly, but I’m holding it in as long as I can so that when I get to the toilet the poop will just slide out. Unfortunately, something in my office is giving me allergies, and I just sneezed five times in
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Poo Blogging
I am doing something I’ve never done before in the four years that I’ve had this site.. I am blogging from the toilet as I take a dump. Strange how I’ve never even thought of writing about poop while I’m pooping. Usually when I have a blog-worthy dump, I’ll write
Special Turd
After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make
