I had a huge poo this morning. It felt soft, warm, and mushy coming out of my fartbox. I peeked at my poop, and it was a blobby sloshy gunky mess in the toilet. However when I wiped my bunghole, there was nothing on the toilet paper. Immaculate poop. How
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Chipotle Poo
I ate Chipotle last night. I don’t eat there very often, so I was a little slow when deciding what I wanted in my burrito/salad/bowl/whatever else they have, but I was the only person in line so I didn’t try to rush my order. When I got to the salsa
Butt Savior
I had an accident last weekend that involved breaking my butt. I fell on it hard, and that area was so traumatized that I couldn’t poop for days. The residual pressure from the fall on my bunghole area made it feel like I had to poop 24/7, but when I
