I had a huge poo this morning. It felt soft, warm, and mushy coming out of my fartbox. I peeked at my poop, and it was a blobby sloshy gunky mess in the toilet. However when I wiped my bunghole, there was nothing on the toilet paper. Immaculate poop. How was this possible? It is a mystery.

The TP was so clean I could have wiped my mouth with it. But I didnt

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