Type: Mushy. Oozed out of my butt, resulting in embarrassing sputtering noises heard by coworkers in the hallway outside. Poop disintegrated on contact with toilet water. Bits of floating and sunken poo particles separated from main dung mass. Smell: VERY BAD. Where: Office bathroom (single person bathroom with sink) Time:
Type: Clumpy, small, irregular solid chunks. Needed the Squatty Potty to help pinch out every piece. Smell: Like raw sewage. Where: Bedroom bathroom Time: 4:57 PM — Was too busy at work to poop. Had a turtle head on the way home. Duration: Poo from start to finish took six
Type: Large, girthy, solid log with very tapered, slightly curved ends. Smell: A little stinky. Not too terrible. Where: Office Bathroom (single room with toilet and sink) Time: 10 AM. Was a busy day at work, had to go earlier but held it in until my butt was about to explode.