I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice
bathroom
Mile High Pee Party
I don’t like using the bathroom on planes. If I have to fly, I will use the toilet at the airport 10 minutes before boarding in order to avoid having to go during the flight. I took an early morning flight a few days ago, so I slept most of
Old Farts
Big props to my grandparents for having the foulest bowels in my family. They stayed over the weekend in my guest room, which is one room down from mine. The guest bath is deep inside that room and around the corner. My grandmother made a number two in there with
