I was flying home with my mom on a 16 hour international flight. She sat next to me. She was sleeping, and she had a blanket over her. Then she farted. It was a silent fart, and most silent farts are deadly. But good thing you can’t smell a fart
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Adventures in Family Vacations
My friend recently went on a European family vacation. This is his story: My dad was so embarassing in Europe. He kept pushing out these huge WET farts with FORCE. He thought nothing of it. One time it scared some girls next to him, and then they started laughing, and my dad
Ninja Farts
I was chatting with my friend online when he suddenly messaged: “OMG I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!” Then right at that moment I smelled something that smelled like shit. I was thinking, “OMG I can SMELL your shit!!” until I realized it was my cubemate that just farted. Damn
