I made a lengthy log in the toilet this morning. It was about 12 inches, and the back edge sat on top of the drain hole with the tip an inch away from the mouth of the hole, while the other end of the log curved like a banana towards
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Adventures in Family Vacations
My friend recently went on a European family vacation. This is his story: My dad was so embarassing in Europe. He kept pushing out these huge WET farts with FORCE. He thought nothing of it. One time it scared some girls next to him, and then they started laughing, and my dad
May the Force Pee with You
Overheard: The other day I was waiting for Jen and she took forever. Turns out she was using the bathroom. She came running out saying ‘Sorry, I had to use the bathroom, and I was nervous because I knew you were waiting! But I wanted to take my time.’ Then
