Poop, There it is!

I went on vacation for the last two weeks. When I travel, I usually get a mild form of travel constipation. This time it was severe. I didn’t poop for an entire week. I had zero bowel movements and zero urges to poop. This made my beach vacation a nightmare

I am a Lady

I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice

Anal Probe

I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon