Poo Log: 28 Feb 2016

Type: Round 1: Smooth ‘n skinny log. Maybe 8 inches; slid right into toilet hole so only partially visible Round 2: Tapered, pointy, flaky diarrhea poo shards Smell: None Where: Bedroom bathroom Time: 4 PM & 5:30 PM Duration: Round 1: Poo glided out of butt within seconds of sitting down

Poo Log: 26 Feb 2016

Type: Explosive diarrhea Smell: Surprisingly mild Where: Round 1: Milk Tea cafe public bathroom Round 2: Home bathroom Time: Round 1: 10:20 PM about 20 minutes after my first sip of milk tea at the cafe Round 2: 11:30 PM immediately after getting home Duration: Round 1: 6 – 7 minutes

Poo Log: 25 Feb 2016

Type: Mushy. Oozed out of my butt, resulting in embarrassing sputtering noises heard by coworkers in the hallway outside. Poop disintegrated on contact with toilet water. Bits of floating and sunken poo particles separated from main dung mass. Smell: VERY BAD. Where: Office bathroom (single person bathroom with sink) Time: