I am a lightning fast pooper (when I’m not constipated). As soon as I walk into the office bathroom, I sit and shit in about 60 seconds. This is because I hold in my poo until the last second before my anus hole can no longer hold in my dookies.
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Running with the Runs
I haven’t had much to post about since the probiotic diet I started a week ago. No crazy ass-ripping mango-sized poops anymore. Just soft, skinny dumps in moderate to large amounts. I think my bunghole is finally healed. On another note I went running yesterday, and I tried to haul
Shanna and Peanuts
Mr. Jergens: Circus peanuts! Everybody loves these! Do you want one? Shanna: Are they real peanuts? Mr. Jergens: No, why? Are you allergic? Shanna: I just have a hard time digesting them. One time I ate a bunch of peanuts, and I had a pain near my belly button. So
