Hi Friends, It’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. It’s not because I haven’t pooped since May. I’ve pooped loads. It’s because I got pregnant, but that was a good thing. I was waiting for my three months to clear so I could share with you my pregnant-body colon stories.
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My friend was telling me a story about how he was at a dinner party. He felt a little discomfort in his stomach, let out a little fart, and excused himself to the bathroom. After he dropped his trousers to sit on the toilet, he found out that he didn’t
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My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What