Shroom Doom

I had explosive diarrhea last night. Not once. Not twice. Not even three times. I sat and shat watery brown mud five times. After each session I wiped my butt and flushed, thinking it was over. As I washed my hands, another bowel movement would occur and then my poop

BBQ Butt

Happy 4th, everyone! Like last year, I am venturing back to my friends’ for some good time barbecue and burgers. But hopefully unlike last time, I don’t get the squirts. If that’s the case, BBQ will be shooting from my butt late tonight until the sun comes up tomorrow. On

Liquefied Biskits

My digestive system is starting to get used to the destructive powers of delicious Chicken in a Biskit. Instead of waiting a few hours to experience intense abdominal pain and explosive diarrhea, my butt detonates only an hour after finishing a box. It starts with an acute punch in my