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Sewage poo strikes again
January 30, 2011 pooter Comment

I was on a very important phone call, and I needed to take a dump really, really badly. Fortunately, my home bathroom doesn’t have much of a bathroom echo sound when speaking, so sitting on the can wasn’t going to be a big deal. However, I had the squirts, and

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Is it time to poop yet?
January 20, 2011 pooter Comment

I am sitting at my desk and my butt feels hot. I think I am about to have the squirts, but I am swamped with work. All the stress of deadlines at work is contributing to my upcoming green apple splatters. That office toilet seat would really come in hand

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Farty Ol’ Me
December 12, 2010 pooter Comment

My lack of tolerance for all things dairy as set in 100%. I had a sip of milk about 2 hours ago. I am literally on the crapper right now squirting out my dairy diarrhea as I type. It’s never been this bad before. It must have something to do

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