I was at a dinner party last night. After the meal, the host served ice cream. I am lactose intolerant so it was obvious that I should have declined dessert. But who can say no to ice cream?! Not me!!!! I had three scoops. It was three scoops too many.
farts
Farty Cravings
I just farted, and it smelled like bologna. Is it wrong that I am suddenly craving a cold-cut sandwich?
See you later, Old friend!
My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from
