Poots and Toots would like to wish you and your stinky loved ones a happy and prosperous new year! Eat healthy and make ginourmous poops. Fart and laugh loud and often. Each poop is fun and unique. Treasure your bowel movements! Happy New Year!
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Merry Christmas, Everybudday!
From all of us (well, just me) at Poots and Toots, Merry Merry Christmas! May all your poops be rich and heavy, but non-clogging and kind to your toilets. May your farts be loud, boombastic and totally stinky if you plan to lay one on an unsuspecting loved one. Have
Farty Ol’ Me
My lack of tolerance for all things dairy as set in 100%. I had a sip of milk about 2 hours ago. I am literally on the crapper right now squirting out my dairy diarrhea as I type. It’s never been this bad before. It must have something to do
