V is for Victoryless

I have a love/hate relationship with automatic flushing toilets. They’re fantastic because of the obvious– no physical contact with the toilet flusher. In a perfect world I go in the stall, do my business, and as I’m pulling up my pants the evidence that I was there immediately vanishes into

Sizzlin’ Hot

I like to take really hot showers, especially when it’s freezing outside. I usually let the water run for a while until it’s nice ‘n steamy, then I get in and test the water condition over my legs first before exposing my torso to it. I did this the other