I should really learn to poop before I go on my run. I had turtle head for three miles not too long ago. I decided against running six miles just to alleviate the strain on my bunghole. Only smart thing I’ve done so far today.
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Terrific Tuesday
Looks like I am back to my normal pooping schedule thanks to my magical celery. I made a nice one this morning in the pot. But why was I constipated in the first place? I think it had to do with all the candy I was eating the past few
Super Duper Celery
Holy crap. The celery from lunch is still working. I just took my second silky dump of the day thanks to my fibrous friend. When I looked down into the bowl, I even saw celery fibers sticking out of the smooth log. It was a disgusting yet beautiful site. Thank
