Happy New Year!! If I drink champagne tonight, I will be farting through the night and into the new year. Then I will wake up with the urge to diarrhea. Happy 2012, everyone!
poops
Long Dung
With all the junk I ate yesterday, my bowels were ready to release the crap this morning. As I sat on the toilet for my first morning pee, I also pooped at the same time. My poo log was so long that it took the entire duration of my pee
Git OUT of my Belly!
I gorged myself on creamy, rich foods today. I had a heavy cream of mushroom sauced entrée for lunch, and I had a heavy creamed alfredo pasta dish for dinner. Both meals were followed by gobs of runny, melty, thick chocolatey chocolate. By the end of the day, my stomach
