It’s Saturday the day after Friday! I pooped! Definitely not a week’s worth of poop, so it was a very unsatisfying poop, but it was a poop nonetheless. I woke up this morning to minimal bowel movements and dragged my butt to the toilet, sat for a few minutes and
poops
It’s Friday.
It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Good thing about it being Friday? Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend! Bad thing about it being Friday? I haven’t pooped since Sunday! You know, the day that comes after Saturday. So no partying, partying (yeah) or fun, fun, fun, fun
Armabuttddon
My jet lag has had an adverse effect on my L-Carnitine pooping powers. I didn’t have a bowel movement until three days after I came back home, and that first poo was a small, unsatisfactory piece of turd. The subsequent turds over the next couple of days were also small
