Online chatting while at the office is not a good idea. I learned that this morning. I had to take a monster dump, so I was LOLing with my friend about how my bowels were all twisty and about how badly I wanted to fart and take a big badass
poops
I Disgust Me
I was showering and felt some diarrhea gurgles in my intestine. I finished my shower, farted a few times and dried myself off. Then I sat on the toilet to make #3. The next day, I took my routine shower and dried off with the same towel. As I was
Sigh. Again.
I accomplished many things this morning and through the afternoon. I had meetings with clients, I chatted with coworkers around the office water cooler, I met with my boss to go over paperwork, and I walked to and from the deli to get lunch. Overall, a lot of friendly, positive
