“I have to go, they’ll think I’m pooping” -Finn
we got a floater!
will the owner of a lumpy turd left in stall #3 in the ladies’ bathroom please come retrieve it or flush the toilet?!!
don’t blame it on your dog!
went for a nice jog last night and the guy running in front of me farted and blamed it on his dog, but i know the unmistakable sound of a human’s wet fart.
