Apologies on my end for not updating you on my dumps as of late. I was on holiday and went out of the country. And naturally from my stress of flying, like clockwork, I had the runs 10 minutes before boarding my plane. That was a blessing in disguise because
bowel movement
Surprise!
The best poops are the unexpected ones. I had no bowel movements, but when I sat down for my morning pee, an unannounced poop popped out at the same time. Double morning satisfaction! It’s going to be a great day today.
Poop Deck
I suffer from travel constipation. It had been 3 days since I pooped. I was feeling bottom-heavy and extremely backed up. I finally felt a mild bowel movement and planned to sit on the hotel toilet until I pushed out the poo that was clogging up my system. I heaved
