I ate a ton of carrots last night for dinner. Today I pooped. I don’t know if it was the carrot oils or the fact that I am a talented pooper, but my dookies just fell out of my butt without a push or strain. Then I peeped at my

Butt Garden

I ate fajitas last night. Strips of marinated beef, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, rice, beans, and a grilled stalk of green onion all rolled up into a delicious flour tortilla. As I bit into my roll of goodness, my teeth hit the green onion stalk, and instead of tearing through

Happy Holiday!

When I was young, my mom would take me to the community pool everyday during the summer. I remember one Memorial Day when I was maybe 7 or 8, my family and I went swimming. I came home with a gassy stomach and farted a bunch of times while still