mmm curry

All this talk of curry had me craving Indian food, so i gorged at an indian buffet for dinner. i went back for 3rds and 4ths. probably ate five pounds of curry and spinach and chicken and lamb and rice and saag and naan. it was so good i didnt

sweet release

i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange