I’ve heard of women’s menstrual synchrony, but is there such as a thing as poop synchrony? I had to drop a mad deuce, so I went to my usual bathroom at the office to take care of business. All stalls were being used. Usually when this happens there is a
deuce
Boom.
Our office cleaning staff props the bathroom entrance door open after mopping the tile floor. I usually wait a little while after the floor has dried before going in, but I always close the door before I take care of business. Today I went to the bathroom and someone was
Deuce
Did anyone catch The Office last Thursday? I’ve been replaying this quote in my head since the episode aired: “You’re the deuce I never want to drop.” — Andy, on Dwight being his number two guy
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