canine toot

what is it that makes a dog’s fart so stinky? i can guess the reason if the dog were served people food, but a dog that only eats dog food shouldn’t have flatulence that smells likes its butthole made a deal with the devil. i wonder what my fart would

ahhhhh!

it makes me a little uncomfortable to see my dog poop sometimes. there have been a few instances where his “lipstick” appears while he is squatting and taking a shit. i guess i can’t really blame him. there have been times when my poos felt pretty euphoric and orgasmic. but